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Old Oct 06, 2007, 05:26 PM // 17:26   #1
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Tell your favorite Guild Wars jokes here.


"Knock, knock."
"Who's th--"
"Interrupting mesmer."


"If you are are planning to have intercourse with Alesia while on a foray into the wilds, be sure to take Lina along!"
"Why Lina?"
"She always carries protection."


"Mending + Echo + Arcane Echo."
"Lol wut."
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Old Oct 06, 2007, 08:01 PM // 20:01   #2
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Guild Wars PvP is very well balanced.

Theres my joke.
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Old Oct 06, 2007, 08:15 PM // 20:15   #3
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i lol'd at all of them
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Old Oct 06, 2007, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #4
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Hahaha, the Lina one is very good.
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Old Oct 06, 2007, 11:18 PM // 23:18   #5
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[skill]Amity[/skill].

/cue raucous laughter.
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Old Oct 07, 2007, 05:44 AM // 05:44   #6
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Originally Posted by Arkantos
Guild Wars PvP is very well balanced.

Theres my joke.
lol..... hahahahaah
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Old Oct 07, 2007, 07:00 AM // 07:00   #7
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Originally Posted by Arkantos
Guild Wars PvP is very well balanced.

Theres my joke.
Hahahah omg lolz!

The Lina one was good.
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Old Oct 13, 2007, 04:44 AM // 04:44   #8
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[skill]Amity[/skill].

/cue raucous laughter.
semen??????????????
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Old Oct 13, 2007, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #9
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Originally Posted by FelixCarter
Tell your favorite Guild Wars jokes here.


"Knock, knock."
"Who's th--"
"Interrupting mesmer."


"If you are are planning to have intercourse with Alesia while on a foray into the wilds, be sure to take Lina along!"
"Why Lina?"
"She always carries protection."


"Mending + Echo + Arcane Echo."
"Lol wut."

haha i loved the first one >XD
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Old Oct 13, 2007, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #10
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5 little sperms + divine gifts = Amity
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Old Oct 15, 2007, 11:52 AM // 11:52   #11
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Originally Posted by Arkantos
Guild Wars PvP is very well balanced.

Theres my joke.
'Whats a game that everyone whines about but can't stop playing?'
'Guild Wars.'

I know *I* lol'd.

Alright now, a troll, a nightelf, and a Charr walk into a bar..

Quote:
Originally Posted by FelixCarter
Tell your favorite Guild Wars jokes here.


"Knock, knock."
"Who's th--"
"Interrupting mesmer."


"If you are are planning to have intercourse with Alesia while on a foray into the wilds, be sure to take Lina along!"
"Why Lina?"
"She always carries protection."


"Mending + Echo + Arcane Echo."
"Lol wut."
Those were great, thank you. <3

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'Prince Rurik with burning, bleeding, and open wound.'

'Whats the only thing older than a Prince Rurik joke?'
'Absolutely nothing, Rurik jokes never get old.'

'If a single tree in ascalon falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'
'Pre or post searing?'

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'enchantment//hex removal.'
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